Mon Apr 30

[Nine/11:30am] The Nanny. Pilot. Rpt.
[Nine/5:30pm] Bert’s Family Feud. Logies Special with Jeannie Little, Denise Drysdale, Johnny Young, John Wood, John Blackman, John Paul Young, Jane Allsop and Little Pattie.
[Nine/8:35pm] 1 vs 100
[Nine/9:30pm] CSI NY. “Oedipus Hex.”

[ABC/8:00pm] Australian Story
[ABC/8:30pm] Four Corners. How did politicians and bureaucrats fall under the spell of Brian Burke? Liz Jackson tells how ruthless lobbying eroded the public’s faith.
[ABC/9:20pm] Media Watch
[ABC/9:35pm] Difference Of Opinion

[Seven/2:00pm] Kevin Hill. Premiere. PILOT. Kevin Hill is a hip, music industry attorney, whose world goes from changing girlfriends to changing diapers when he is given custody of his 10 month old cousin. Starring TAYE DIGGS, JON SEDA, PATRICK BREEN, GEORGE WEISS, KATE LEVERING, CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, NICOLETTE RAYE and MICHAEL MICHELE. Produced by Mel Gibson.
[Seven/7:30pm] The Rich List.
[Seven/8:30pm] Desperate Housewives. NOT WHILE I’M AROUND. Bree isn’t happy that Alma has moved to Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle’s secret admirer is finally revealed. The new Scavo Pizzeria faces an uncertain future. Julie and Austin go to Edie about giving them parental consent to buy birth control pills. Guest starring CODY KASCH.
[Seven/9:30pm] Brothers and Sisters. SEXUAL POLITICS. Kevin meets a new love interest, but isn’t sure about his sexual orientation. Nora and Kitty have been persuaded to use the services of an executive matchmaker with decidedly mixed results. Guest starring ROB LOWE and JASON LEWIS.
[Seven/10:30pm] Boston Legal. ANGEL OF DEATH
Alan and Denny head to New Orleans with visiting attorney Vanessa Walker to defend a doctor who euthanized five patients during hurricane Katrina. Clarence sues an all-female gym for cancelling his membership because he stopped being Clarice.
[Seven/11:30pm] Scrubs. MY PERSPECTIVE. A Croatian doctor comes to Sacred Heart, only to find out that he has to re-do his internship there. J.D. develops vasovagal syncope, which results in fainting and blackouts spells.
[Seven/12:00am Tue] Last Comic Standing.

[SBS/7:30pm] Mythbusters – Christmas Tree Lights – Christmas comes once a year, but not on Mythbusters! Adam and Jamie examine whether leaving some Christmas lights on your tree overnight could cause it to heat up so much that the tree bursts into a ball of flame? Meanwhile, Kari, Grant and Tori investigate yet another frontier technology – anti-gravity. Can you flick a switch and turn off gravity In “Vodka Jellyfish,” Kari puts her hands on the line with a final shot at a vodka myth. Is it true that vodka can cure the pain of a jellyfish sting? There are screams, torture and tentacles. (From the US, in English) (Documentary Series) PG CC
[SBS/8:30pm] South Park – Go God Go XII – In the previous episode, Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future and now he’s stuck there. The future is a tumultuous place with warring factions, angry sea otters and no Nintendo. Will Cartman find a way back to his own time? (From the US, in English) (Animated Comedy Series) M (L,S,A) CC
[SBS/9:00pm] South Park – The Return Of Chef – The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about Chef seems different. When Chef’s strange behaviour starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him. (From the US, in English) (Animated Comedy Series) MA (V,A,S) CC
[SBS/10:00pm] Wilfred – Barking Behind Bars – Adam and Wilfred are at the park. Wilfred is behaving petulantly. Two dog-catchers ask Wilfred if there is any reason why he isn’t wearing a collar. There isn’t one. The catchers regret to say that they’ll have to take him into the station. Wilfred explains that he’s under adult supervision – he’s here with his owner’s boyfriend, Adam. But Adam walks by, pretending he doesn’t know Wilfred. Wilfred is driven-off in a paddy wagon. (Commissioned by SBSi, in English) (Comedy Series) MA (L,A) CC
[SBS/1:15am] Queer As Folk – Michael and Ted are both depressed about their jobs and decide on a career change. Stars Hal Sparks, Gale Harold and Scott Lowell. (From the US, in English) (Drama Series) (Rpt) MA (L,S,A) WS

[Ten/7:00pm] Big Brother.
[Ten/7:30pm] Big Brother. Live Nominations.
[Ten/8:30pm] Supernatural. “Houses Of The Holy”
[Ten/11:15pm] Big Brother Up Late.

[Ovation/7:30pm] Super Trouper: 30 Years of Abba
[Showtime/8:30pm] Brotherhood
[Ovation/10:00pm] Elton John at the Royal Opera House