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Seriously, make us an offer.

Psst. Wanna buy Network TEN?

Couple of Canadians will take a few cans of tuna and some maple syrup as a first down payment!

The Network is in good nick, and would make a great 21st present to that son or daughter. Plenty of music, Simpsons, American teen dramas (even a few you haven’t seen aired yet). Will throw in Jackie O for good measure.

The only catch is you have to take a whole lot of pink custard that the Canadians thought would make a great Family Double Dare all those years ago, and now they are rotting in the back cupboard.

If you’re really serious, then seriously look here.

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