Thu Feb 15

[Seven/8:30pm] Lost. New Series. Opens with an eye just like seasons 1 and 2. It’s a woman in suburbia. Boom, house rattles. She runs outside to see the jet in the sky, falling apart. What the? Sawyer’s in some cage, held prisoner. Kate is made to shower and change. She’s taken to dine with Henry Gale on the beach. Jack is chained up in a room. Lots to bamboozle us with. Its gonna be a long year.

[Seven/9:30pm] Bones. New Series.
[Seven/10:30pm] Family Guy. New Series. “Stewie Loves Lois”
Meet the lovably dysfunctional Griffin family, whose only sane member is their dog! With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS.

[Seven/11:00pm] Starveillence. Using classic claymation and a very wild imagination, viewers will have a fly on the wall view of sorta-actual celebrity events. In this episode, we’ll see how Britney and K-Fed planned their sweat suit wedding. Plus join Mary-Kate and Ashley as they shop for their first adult apartment in NYC.

[Nine/7:30pm] Getaway. Plus one of the great drives of the world: San Francisco to Los Angeles and Australia’s top 5 beaches.

[ABC/11:25pm] Live At The Basement : Paul Capsis. Paul Capsis recorded live at The Basement, Circular Quay, Sydney. Rpt.

[ABC/1:20am Fri] Movie: Journey Into Fear. (G, 1942, B&W, Rpt)
An American munitions expert gets caught up in a web of espionage in Istanbul during WWII. CAST: Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten, Ruth Warwick

[Ten/7:30pm] Saving Babies. Premiere. The smallest patients, the biggest miracles. This inspirational new real-life series follows the work of dedicated doctors, midwives, nurses and specialists at the Royal Hospital for Women, as they perform lifesaving medical interventions for battling babies. Every journey is unique, every ending is a happy one. Hosted by Kim Watkins.

[Ten/9:30pm] Law & Order: Criminal Intent. “Siren Calls” Guest Stars: Brooke Shields. Goren and Eames investigate after Ashley Gardela, a fellow officer’s teenaged step-daughter is found dead in her car after a night of partying. This leads them to her boss, an ex-boyfriend with a record, and the boss’s wife. Boring!

[SBS/10:00pm] Sick Tricks – This new four-part comedy series places an unusual spin on the magic show and presents stylish and gruesome tricks. Magician Barry Jones and Stuart McLeod play reoccurring gags in all four episodes. In tonight’s episode, a magician turns a blind man’s cane into a snake, the supermarket pranksters insert a handful of dead insects into a sealed bottle of water without opening it and two magicians make each other disappear. (From the UK, in English) (Comedy Series) (Part 3) MA (L,V,A) CC WS

[31/10:30pm] StudioQ. Encore. Pride March

[UKTV/8:30pm] Who Do You Think You Are? Premiere. Barbara Windsor.