Mon Mar 5

[SBS/7:30pm] Top Gear. Behind the Scenes Jimmy Carr takes us on a tour of the presenters and producers offices, focusing on the disorganisation, untidiness and casual approach of cast and crew. Jeremy tests the AUDI RS4 in the south of France by racing two mountain climbers to the top of a 1200-foot-high cliff, but he has to take a 60-mile route while the two climbers tackle the cliff without safety ropes. We also have a look at the Ford Transit van on its 40th birthday. Jeremy tests his speed in a Porsche in the Eastmere army base in Norfolk. Jeremy will drive the car around the village while an elite eight-man sniper squad from the Irish Guard tries to shoot him, using laser beams instead of real bullets. (From the UK, in English) PG CC WS

[SBS/9:00pm] Drawn Together – Terms Of Endearment – In tonight’s episode, Captain Hero enjoys spying on his roommates in the bathroom using his X-ray vision. Unfortunately, the radiation from his X-ray vision is so powerful; it makes one of the roommates very ill. Distraught and guilt ridden, he attempts to give up his super powers. (From the US, in English) (Animated Comedy Series) MA (A,S) CC WS

[ABC/8:00pm] Australian Story. Craig Lowndes is motor racing’s young triple crown champion. His trademark has been his wide winning smile and easy-going nature. But rivals insist that the smile masks a tough, fearless and competitive nature.

[ABC/8:30pm] Four Corners. Who’s tough on crime? It’s an election season ritual: the law and order auction to see which party will put more cops on the streets or increase sentences or build more jails.As the stakes are raised in the law and order debate, billions of dollars are fed each year into a nationwide prison boom that’s seen the captive population nearly double in a decade. But could there be a relatively cheap and cost-effective way to stop prisoners reoffending?

[ABC/9:20pm] Media Watch. Australia’s leading forum for media analysis and comment hosted by multi-award winning broadcaster, Monica Attard.

[ABC/9:35pm] Difference Of Opinion. Australians are working some of the longest hours in the world, but at what cost? Are we working too hard, at the expense of our health, our families and personal happiness?

[Seven/7:30pm] The Rich List. How many animals beginning with the letter ‘A’ can you list? In the first of its kind, test your skills against the contestants in this addictive list game where limitless amounts of money can be won. Hosted by ANDREW O’KEEFE.

[Seven/8:30pm] Desperate Housewives. Angry Spoilt Danielle makes a half-hearted attempt to suicide, which Bree takes seriously. Hello, she was slashing her wrists with a spoon. Carlos has another woman over, so Gabby brings a guy over. He’s a fake. But then she brings home A HUNK. Pity all he does is lay there shirtless for sixty seconds. Susan wheelchairs Mike down Wisteria Lane to jog his memory. Oh and is his nurse that girl from Dobie Gillis?

[Seven/9:30pm] Brothers and Sisters. Date Night. In an effort to move on following William’s death, Nora’s date with a younger man is marred by several surprises. Kitty decides to go on a very awkward double-date with Jonathan and Warren, and Kevin connects with Scotty on their date together. Special guest star TREAT WILLIAMS.

[Seven/10:30pm] Boston Legal. Desperately Seeking Shirley. Alan shocks the firm when he decides to represent Ivan Tiggs, as he sues Shirley for creating an iron-clad pre-nup in his marriage to Missy. Jeffrey Coho continues his unethical practices, determined to discover the truth behind the murder of Judge Hooper. Denny Crane comes to an agreement with Bethany. Special guest star TOM SELLECK. Also starring WILLIAM SHATNER, CANDICE BERGEN, JAMES SPADER.

[Seven/12:30am Tue] Huff. A Cornfield Grows In L.A. Huff and Beth end up getting into a major fight at their therapist’s office. Teddy and Alyssa’s relationship begins to heat up. Special Guest Star ANJELICA HUSTON. Also starring HANK AZARIA, PAGET BREWSTER, OLIVER PLATT, BLYTHE DANNER and ANTON YELCHIN.

[Nine/8:35pm] 1 vs 100
[Nine/9:35pm] CSI NY. “Charge of this Post.” 2006 Season Finale.

[Ten/6:30pm] Neighbours. Rosie and Pepper learn that others know about their kiss. And watch for the badly staged pool accident at the end.
[Ten/7:00pm] The Biggest Loser.
[Ten/8:00pm] Bondi Rescue.
[Ten/8:30pm] Supernatural. “Crossroad Blues”

[Showtime/8:30pm] Love My Way.