Thu Mar 29

[Ten/6:30pm] Neighbours. Izzy goes into labour at the Kennedys’ wedding, leaving Susan with the father of all bombshells! Natalie Bassingthwaighte. Guest: Jonathan Coleman.
[Ten/8:30pm] Law & Order: SVU. “Choreographed.” After Danielle Masoner dies in Central Park, Stabler follows the leads to a homeless man who turns out to be a better witness than he thought. Guest: Bernadette Peters, Bob Saget.
[Ten/9:30pm] Law & Order: CI. “Blasters.”When the body of former teen star Alvin Stevens is found buried in Potter’s Field, Logan and Wheeler try to find out who would have motive to murder the young man.
[Ten/11:15pm] Vodafone Live at the Chapel. Features Noel Gallagher.

[ABC/9:30pm] The House Of Obsessive Compulsives. Final. The Three OCD sufferers have one last challenge put before them by Professor Salkovskis before they can return home.

[Seven/8:00pm] My Name is Earl. MAILBOX. Catalina helps Earl cross off number 75 on his list ‘Used a mailbox as a trash can’. This leads to the discovery of two undelivered letters – one is a declaration of a man’s love and the other letter reveals Darnell’s secret. Guest Starring JENNY MCCARTHY.
[Seven/8:30pm] Bones. Double episode. THE TRUTH IN THE LYE / THE GIRL IN SUITE 2103. When Booth and Brennan investigate the murder of a man found in a bathtub full of chemicals, his genetic condition lead them to medical records that reveal he had been leading a double life. A husband to two wives, therefore, there are two suspects with the same motive for his murder. And in tonight’s second episode, Brennan and Booth investigate a deadly explosion at a hotel where a conference on drug trafficking was being held. The bomb could have been meant for the keynote speaker of the conference, Colombian Judicial Attaché Dolores Ramos. When Brennan begins to identify the four victims, she discovers bone fragments from a fifth victim, but no sign of the rest of the body. Guest starring JESSICA CAPSHAW.
[Seven/10:20pm] Family Guy. CHICK CANCER. Stewie marries his old flame Olivia, but her juice ‘drinking problem’ and his bad attitude quickly put their marriage on the rocks. When Peter watches his first ‘chick flick,’ he’s so enamoured that he makes a woman’s movie of his own a really bad one. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS. / FIFTEEN MINUTES OF SHAME When the Griffins become a big hit on a daytime talk show, television executives offer them their own series. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN and SETH GREEN.

[SBS/8:30pm] The Eagle: A Crime Odyssey – Codename: Scylla – Winner of the International Emmy award for Best Drama Series in 2005, and from the same people who created Unit One comes this riveting police drama and crime odyssey. In this episode a murder at Halgrim’s hotel leads the team to Norway where the trail of evidence leads to a bag lady, another body and a familiar face. (From Denmark, in Danish with English subtitles) (Drama Series) (Part 3) M (A,V) CC WS
[SBS/10:05pm] The Mighty Boosh – The Legend Of Old Gregg – Howard and Vince retreat to a quaint fishing village for a week to come up with some fresh ideas and new songs. On a fishing expedition Howard hooks a rather grotesque “man/fish” covered in seaweed who introduces himself as Old Gregg. Old Gregg falls madly in love with Howard and holds him captive in his cave until Naboo and Vince rescue him in a submarine. (From the UK, in English) (Comedy Series) PG CC WS
[SBS/10:35pm] Cult Movie: Once Upon A Time In China 3 – (XI WANG ZHENG BA) – In order to instil a sense of national unity and as a means to show off the strength of the Chinese people the Empress Dowager orders a lion-dance competition in the capital. Far from uniting her subjects the competition causes conflict among the different gangs and martial arts factions. Wong Fei Hung tries to mediate and stop the internal squabbles, forcing him to face off with an old rival. Directed by Tsui Hark and stars Jet Li and Rosamund Kwan. (From Hong Kong, in Cantonese and Russian with English subtitles) (1993) (Action) (Rpt) M (V) CC WS

[31/10:30pm] Studio Q. Midsumma’s “St Dorothy’s Day service” and also at DT’s Golden Stiletto Rally. DT’s is actually going to make a night of it – they’ll be screening it at the pub and everyone’s invited to come on down and watch. For anyone who doesn’t get Channel 31 this is the perfect opportunity to see it – and in a party atmosphere!