Thu Apr 12

[Nine/7:30pm] Getaway.

[Nine/8:30pm] Missing Persons Unit. Series return.

[Nine/9:30pm] The Footy Show.

[ABC/8:30pm] Thanks For The Memories. Heart transplant recipients experience remarkable changes in their lives as they inherit the memories, habits and desires of their donors.
[ABC/9:25pm] Big Enough. In this intimate portrait, several dwarfs who appeared in Jan Krawitz and Thomas Ott’s 1982 film, Little People, welcome the camera into their lives once again.

[Seven/8:00pm] My Name is Earl. BORN A GAMBLIN’ MAN. Earl tackles number 146 on his list. He decides to make a ton of bologna sandwiches for Kenny because he stole them from him in school when they were kids. While delivering the sandwiches, Earl moves onto a new mission, to teach Kenny how to gamble. Joy goes to group therapy for her anger management issues. Guest starring MARLEE MATLIN.
[Seven/8:30pm] Lost. NOT IN PORTLAND. Jack is in command as the fate of Ben’s life literally rests in his hands. Kate and Sawyer find an ally in one of ‘The Others’. Juliet makes a shocking decision that could endanger her standing with her people.
[Seven/9:30pm] The Amazing Race. New Series. I Told You Less Martinis And More Cardio. Reuniting some of the most memorable, entertaining and controversial teams from previous seasons, who will travel more than 45,000 miles, span five continents in 28 days – battling the best of the best for their second attempt at the million dollar prize. Hosted by PHIL KEOGHAN
[Seven/10:30pm] Family Guy. BARELY LEGAL. Due to a sudden shortage of police officers in Quahog, Joe is forced to recruit Peter and his buddies into the Police Academy. Brian feels sorry for Meg when she can’t get a prom date so he agrees to take her, resulting in a ‘fatal attraction’ type crush of the most inappropriate kind. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS.
[Seven/11:00pm] Con. Premiere. SKI DAY Con artist SKYLAR STONE demonstrates his unique talent by navigating his way through life, for free! Hollywood movie premieres, getting out of a parking ticket, scoring a burger for free or scamming a free makeover. You can only guess where he’ll turn up next.
[Seven/11:30pm] Stargate Atlantis. THE HIVE. McKay attempts to rescue Sheppard, Teyla and Ronon from the Wraith hive ship that Ford wanted to sabotage and destroy. Starring JOE FLANIGAN, TORRI HIGGINSON, RACHEL LUTTRELL, DAVID HEWLETT, PAUL MCGILLION and JASON MOMOA.

[SBS/7:35pm] Inspector Rex – No Kissing The Police – When Marc discovers that the sexy roller-blading female he has been pursuing is his new colleague, things get a little bit sticky. However, they will need to combine both their professional and personal relationships in order to solve the latest murder case. (From Austria, in German with English subtitles) (Drama Series) PG CC
[SBS/8:30pm] The Eagle: A Crime Odyssey – Codename: Ares – The enriched uranium seized by the Copenhagen police is enough to make a small bomb. Once again Sergei has the answers that Hallgrim and his team seek. Hallgrim tries to lure the information from him, promising him extradition to Russia if he assists with the investigation. Meanwhile, Frandsen’s life hangs in the balance as he is checked for radiation sickness. (From Denmark, in Danish with English subtitles) (Drama Series) (Part 5) M (A,V) CC WS
[SBS/10:05pm] VH1 Illustrated – This animated sketch-comedy takes delight in sending up celebrities and American politicians. In tonight’s episode the Time Pervs visit the future and Axl Rose gets a new job at McDougals 2. (From the US, in English) (Animated Comedy Series) MA (L,A,S) CC

[Ten/7:30pm] Jamie At Home
[Ten/8:30pm] Law & Order: S.V.U. Rpt.
[Ten/9:30pm] Law & Order: Criminal Intent Rpt

[31/10:30pm] Studio Q. Interviews with several community groups active in Victoria, including CAN (Country Awareness Network), The Matrix Guild, The Melbourne Gay and Lesbian Chorus (and the youth chorus), The Gay and Lesbian Immigration Task Force, and The Melbourne Rainbow Band. The groups give a run-down on what they do, the services they offer, and what their objectives are for their involvement with the queer community.

[Ovation/10:30pm] Elaine Stritch at Liberty