Trump fires himself

Donald Trump has fired himself from The Apprentice before NBC gets the chance to.

When the show wasn’t announced in the new Fall Season, things were looking grim for the mogul. So he has decided to jump ship first. Instead he says he is “moving on from The Apprentice to a major new TV venture.”

He just hasn’t said what it is.

Hopefully it involves Rosie O’Donnell.

Or getting a wig.