Monday June 4

[Nine/5:00pm] Bargain Hunt. Premiere. Two pairs of eagle-eyed contestants are pitted against each other to find antiques at a price to make the most profit at auction.
[Nine/8:35pm] 1 vs 100
[Nine/9:30pm] CSI rpt.

[Ten/7:30pm] Big Brother. Live Nominations.
[Ten/8:40pm] Supernatural. “Hollywood Babylon.”

[Seven/3:00pm] The Simple Life: ‘Til Death Do Us Part. Premiere. Nolan Family.Now Paris and Nicole will be put to the matrimonial test as it’s “you are my wife… hello married life” for the jetsetting playgirls. Firstly the girls visit the Nolan family, strap on 35-pound pregnancy suits and take over household duties for the whole family.

[Seven/8:30pm] Desperate Housewives. DRESS BIG. Susan discovers some revealing secrets about her future in-laws. Gaby has a devastating catastrophe at her home. Lynette is encountering new problems at the pizzeria. An unexpected love affair develops on Wisteria Lane. Guest starring LYNN REDGRAVE.
[Seven/9:30pm] Brothers and Sisters. ALL IN THE FAMILY. In an effort to restore life to normalcy, Nora invites her deceased husband’s illegitimate daughter to a family dinner. Kevin Walker’s hush hush relationship with a movie star reaches new levels. Senator McCallister makes a surprising introduction. Guest starring PETER COYOTE and DAVID PAYMER.
[Seven/10:30pm] Boston Legal. THE GOOD LAWYER When Alan tries two separate cases at once, he ends up losing a good friend. Clarence is panicked at the thought of intimacy with Claire. Bethany forces Denny to accompany her to the temple, with disastrous results. Guest: Jane Lynch.
[Seven/11:30pm] Scrubs MY NO GOOD REASON J.D. and Turk try to forget that Turk’s new nanny is smoking hot, but when the pair hold a public screening of the footage from the nanny cam, Carla finds out. Elsewhere, Nurse Roberts and Dr. Kelso debate whether or not ‘everything happens for a reason,’ but when a tragedy falls upon one of the Sacred Heart staff it’s hard to continue the argument. Directed by Zach Braff.

[ABC/8:00pm] Australian Story. Ash Falkingham is a young Sydney man who’s decided to go to Canada to donate his kidney to a seriously ill woman he’s only just met. Since his mother found out, she’s been desperately trying to stop the surgery.
[ABC/8:30pm] Four Corners. Is torture ever a legitimate weapon in the war on terror? In the first of two parts, Four Corners charts the recent history of torture and, through interviews with victims, ex-spies, scholars, lawyers and diplomats, tracks the passionate arguments for and against its use.
[ABC/9:20pm] Media Watch
[ABC/9:35pm] More Than Enough Rope. More Than ENOUGH ROPE is a five-week season of our favourite interviews as never seen before. All five have been renovated and refurbished, with stunning new views and prestige fittings. All feature previously unscreened material – in some cases as much as 50 per cent has been restored. Each of the five people has been chosen to represent a particular type of guest or challenge. This themed approach allows us to examine broader issues, and to delve further into the rich ENOUGH ROPE archive. Fleshing out each program, we’ve collected moments from other interviews that put the main guest in context and draw illuminating parallels. Finally, and most significantly, More Than ENOUGH ROPE takes the viewer inside the interview, pulling back the curtain to uncover the thought processes and preparation behind ENOUGH ROPE’s successful interview style. Using the wonders of modern technology (and the pause button), host Andrew Denton freezes proceedings to comment during the interviews, explaining what he was thinking and how it feels to sit in his chair. This week: INSIDE THE CRIMINAL MIND: Peter Foster. Andrew talks about the difficulties of interviewing a conman, someone who lies for a living, as exemplified by Peter Foster. With added insight from Alan Bond and Mark ‘Chopper’ Read. ******NB: Peter Foster will not air in Queensland because the sub judice period is running in relation to Foster’s most recent charges. Instead, a repeat of Kate Ceberano/Mark ‘Chopper’ Read interviews from a previous series will air.

[SBS/7:30pm] Mythbusters – Exploding House – This series investigates the bizarre claims of urban legends and modern misconceptions about all manner of things, by putting them to the test. Just how hard is it to find a needle in a haystack? Adam and Jamie get competitive creating the supreme needle-finding machine. (Rpt) PG CC
[SBS/8:30pm] South Park – The Biggest Douche In The Universe – Kenny’s spirit is exorcised from Cartman and enters a pot roast, whilst Kyle is taken in by John Edward, who professes to have a message from his grandmother. (Rpt) M (A) CC
[SBS/9:00pm] Drawn Together – The Lemon Aids Walk – A friendly badminton competition against the former cast of Drawn Together reveals a shameful secret about Captain Hero: he is terrible at sports. He drowns his sorrows in Princess Clara’s lemonade stand and meets Betty Boop. Captain Hero volunteers to go in the AIDS walk to prove he’s good at sport. But he’s terrible even at walking, and so he decides to go on steroids. Wooldoor is caught stealing candies at the mall. He spends some time in security detention and loses his place at Clara’s lemonade stand. This time Clara promises to wait for him. (From the US, in English) (Animated Comedy Series) MA (V,A,S) CC WS
[SBS/10:55pm] Oz – Visits, Conjugal And Otherwise – Prison is a dangerous place, despite the modern facilities and an emphasis on rehabilitation over retribution. Survival remains top priority. With conjugal visitation for prisoners a platform issue for gubernatorial candidates, Governor Devlin announces plans to eliminate the controversial program. As a result, Sister Pete suddenly finds herself inundated with requests from inmates wanting one last conjugal visit with their wives. Stars Ernie Hudson, Terry Kinney and Harold Perrineau. (From the US, in English) (Drama Series) (Rpt) MA (L,S,V)

[Bio/7:30pm] This is Your Life. Steve Irwin.
[Showtime/6:10pm] Movie: Rent (US 2005)