Paris Hilton: The Simple Cell Life

So Paris has been incarcerated.

And so begins 23 days of torture -for the rest of us who have to endure the media fallout. So ok maybe I’m contributing to it! But hey, it’s payback for all that celebrity slutdom that’s been foisted upon us.

And now finally when we really wanna see the real life of Paris Hilton it’s going to be denied us. Booooo.

So roll on tabloid journos and Entertainment Tonight, bang on People Magazine and TMZ.com, Perez Hilton (no relation) and Richard Reid this is your dream come true. But why can’t some clever producer give us a nightly parody like The Michael Jackson Trial? That was a hoot.