Fri / Sat / Sun July 20 / 21 / 22

FRIDAY 20
[ABC/8:30pm] Silent Witness. New Series. Further tales from the morgue, as three top pathologists uncover more grizzly evil deeds. Will Gaminara, Tom Ward and Emilia Fox return for a new series of the crime drama in which pathologists Professor Leo Dalton, Dr Harry Cunningham and Nikki Alexander use their scientific expertise and unquenchable thirst for the truth to unravel the clues in more mysterious and suspicious deaths. This series consists of five telemovie-length episodes.
[ABC/11:25pm] jtv Live: Silverchair’s One Night Stand. The triple j One Night Stand is an annual live music event, staged in regional Australia. Towns with populations under 20,000 are invited to enter the competition to have the event staged in their town, and the winner for 2007 was the NSW town of Cowra. Presented by Myf, Jay and the Doctor, this is a special one-hour performance by Silverchair, recorded live at the 2007 triple j One Night Stand in Cowra, NSW. Silverchair rocks the small country town, with an audience of around 15,000 fans who travelled from all over the region to be a part of the massive event. The band performs a range of their latest songs including Insomnia, Young Modern Station, Mind Reader, Reflections of a Sound and the hit Straight Lines, as well some of their classics such as The Greatest View, The Door, Ana’s Song and Freak. This program follows the other jtv One Night Stand specials: jtv’s One Night Stand in Cowra – Tuesday July 10 at 10.00pm, ABC This half-hour documentary follows the behind-the-scenes drama that occurred in the town of Cowra as three young kids and two brave adults decide it’s time to put Cowra back on the map, pulling together triple j’s One Night Stand – the biggest concert the town has ever seen.

[Nine/8:00pm] Airport. Cat Stevens, who has been refused entry into the US, arrives in the UK.
[Nine/8:30pm] Movie: Suddenly 30 (US 2004)

[Seven/11:30pm] Movie: Mystery, Alaska (US 1999) RUSSELL CROWE stars in this comedy drama about a small town in Alaska that risks everything for the chance of a lifetime. A publicity stunt turns into the ultimate lopsided competition, when the world famous New York Rangers face-off against the team from Mystery, Alaska, a hockey-loving town of only 633 people. Team Mystery is a rag-tag collection of eccentric locals including the town’s sheriff, its grocer, a delivery man and a high school senior who don’t play for fame or big money but for the love of the game. Also starring HANK AZARIA, MARY MCCORMACK, LOLITA DAVIDOVICH, RON ELDARD, COLM MEANEY, MAURY CHAYKIN and BURT REYNOLDS.

[Discovery Science/6:30pm] Base Camp Moon.
[Showtime/8:30pm] Masters of Horror 2

SATURDAY 21
[Nine/11:00am] War of the Worlds. Behind the scenes look at the musical adaptation of Jeff Wayne’s score. In 1978 Jeff Wayne composed and produced one of the most groundbreaking and best-selling musical works of all time. In 2006 after much anticipation Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version of The War of The Worlds was brought to the stage for the first time, playing to sold-out arenas across the UK. The War of The Worlds Live is a spectacular mix of live music, theatre, multi-media and visual arts on a grand scale. It combines the brilliance of the original performers including Jeff Wayne, Justin Hayward, Chris Thompson and even the late Richard Burton (‘In Sight and Sound’) along with a brand new cast, the 10-piece Black Smoke Band, the 48-piece ULLAdubULLA Strings and an unforgettable fully operating 30ft Martian Fighting Machine!

[ABC/7:30pm] Doctor Who. The TARDIS lands in 1930s New York, in the midst of the Depression and the Doctor (David Tennant) and Martha Jones (Freema Agyeman) hear that people are disappearing off the streets. In a theatre, showgirl Tallulah (Miranda Raison) is courted by Laszlo (Ryan Carnes) a young stagehand, who is attacked by a creature that resembles a humanoid pig. Laszlo disappears. The savage Pig Men hide in the sewers, and at the very top of the yet to be completed Empire State Building, the Doctor’s oldest enemies, the Daleks are at work, preparing their most audacious plan yet. Mr Diagoras (Eric Loren), a wealthy and ruthless businessman in the thrall of the Daleks, is told to recruit more “bodies” and he goes to Hooverville in Central Park where poor and dispossessed victims of the Depression make their home. He offers would be workers a dollar an hour to clear a sewer collapse. Intrigued by the admission that people sometimes fail to return, the Doctor accepts the job and is accompanied by Solomon (Hugh Quarshie) the self-appointed leader of the down and outs, Martha Jones and a young man named Frank (Andrew Garfield). There the Doctor discovers that the missing people are divided into those of low intelligence who are turned into Pig slaves while those of high intelligence are designated for “the final experiment”. But what is it?
[ABC/10:15pm] Parkinson. Joining Parky this week is a comedian who rocketed to fame when he won a talent show called New Faces more than thirty years ago, He’s done a lot since then, revealing his talent both as an actor and an inspirational charity worker. Lenny discusses his latest tour called Where You’re From, and his documentary that looks at how the UK, as a nation, uses its sense of humour. Next on the show is actress Dame Judi Dench. Judi discusses her latest films Notes on a Scandal and Casino Royale, and her role in the musical version of the Merry Wives of Windsor. The final guest this week is a superstar of cross over music, Katherine Jenkins. Her latest album has been a massive hit in the UK, in both the classical and pop music charts. Katherine discusses her journey, from school teacher, to receiving a recording contract, to performing all over the world, including the Sydney Opera House. Katherine tells Parky how important it is to her to take classical music to a wider audience, by taking really well-known songs from the popular repertoire and giving them a classical treatment. She closes the show with a Christmas classic accompanied by brass band and choir.

[SBS/2:35pm] Youkali Hotel – A dream-life fantasy staged in the imagination of a young woman living a dreary existence, and portrayed through a collection of cabaret-style songs, ranging from Kurt Weill and Erik Satie to Randy Newman, Rufus Wainwright and Elvis Costello. (From Canada, no dialogue) (Masterpiece) (Rpt) PG WS
[SBS/7:30pm] Nerds F.C. – From Boys to Men – After witnessing the pure and natural athleticism of the Top End’s indigenous youth, it’s become obvious to coach, Craig Foster that his boys need to improve their flexibility and balance. To that end, he hands the Nerds over to former Royal Birmingham Ballet star, Sergiu Poberznic, to work on their skills at the ballet Barre. And, by way of contrast, then sends them off to the beach to test themselves as individuals in an iron man competition supervised by Guy Leech. The Coolangatta Gold champion will teach the lads the fundamentals of soft sand running, wading, porpoising, and paddling, before staging a mini-Iron Man Challenge. It’s every nerd for himself, through the surf and sand, in the quest to claim the title of “Iron Nerd”. (Commissioned by SBSi, in English) (Documentary Series) G CC WS
[SBS/8:00pm] Kick. – And The Singer Is – Miki has told Joe she has put show biz aspirations behind her. Meanwhile, she has to organise a band for a Hoperoos benefit dance. When the band’s singer drops out, Miki panics. Hoa arranges a scratch team of adults to play against the Hoperoos. Everyone puts pressure on Hoa to recruit His newly sworn enemy, Amen. Tatiana faces rebellion within the Hoperoos ranks. Layla and Jackie go away on a fencing weekend, and finally make love. The Hoperoos are shocked when they lose against the adults, but Miki finally finds a singer for the Hoperoos benefit dance. Everyone (especially Joe) is delighted by her choice. Commissioned by SBSi, in English) (Drama Series) PG CC

[Seven/6:30pm] Movie: Legally Blonde (US 2001) REESE WITHERSPOON stars as Elle Woods – a gorgeous blonde who has it all. She dates the cutest fraternity boy on campus and wants nothing more than to be Mrs Warner Huntington III. But, there’s just one thing stopping Warner from popping the question … Elle is too blonde. So, when Warner dumps Elle and packs up for Harvard Law, she rallies all her resources and gets into Harvard, determined to win him back. But law school is a far cry from the comforts of her poolside and the mall. Elle must wage the battle of her life, for her guy, for herself and for all the blondes who suffers endless indignities everyday. Also starring LUKE WILSON, SELMA BLAIR, VICTOR GARBER, ALI LARTER, OZ PERKINS, JENNIFER COOLIDGE, HOLLAND TAYLOR, JESSICA CAUFFIEL, ALANNA UBACH, LINDA CARDELLINI and MEREDITH SCOTT LYNN.
[Seven/8:30pm] Movie: Pretty Woman (US 1990) RICHARD GERE and JULIA ROBERTS star in this romantic comedy about a wealthy New York businessman whose life is dramatically changed by a chance encounter with a beautiful Hollywood hooker. Corporate mogul, Edward Lewis may know his way around the boardroom, but when it comes to love, he’s totally lost. Vivian Ward is a savvy businesswoman herself makes her living working the streets of Hollywood. When a chance encounter brings them together, Edward impulsively offers to give Vivian a first-hand look at how the other half lives. However, the Cinderella from Hollywood Boulevard isn’t the only one changed by their week together, as Edward begins to realize that Vivian may be the best investment he’s ever made.

[Arena/5:00pm] How to Find a Husband and What To Do If You Can’t.
[Bio/7:30pm] Inside the Actors’ Studio. Dustin Hoffman
[History/8:30pm] Area 51: The Real Story.
[History/9:30pm] Return to Area 51

SUNDAY 22
[Seven/6:30pm] Where Are They Now? Final. Tonight, Mel and Kochie go disco when one of the members of the VILLAGE PEOPLE drops in! Catch up with ’70s heartthrob, BURT REYNOLDS and Married With Children’s lazy son, DAVID FAUSTINO. And tonight’s mystery guest is one of the stars from THE BLUE LAGOON, tune in to see if it’s Brooke Shields or Christopher Atkins. Hosted by MELISSA DOYLE and DAVID KOCH.
[Seven/7:30pm] Ugly Betty. SECRETARIES DAY. Betty struggles with a dilemma as she attempts to bail her family out of a financial crisis while juggling with the task of planning MODE’s big assistants week at a medieval-themed restaurant. On the romantic front, Betty tries to give Daniel advice about his endless sexual addiction, while Alexis ponders about whether she should start taking up Rodrigo’s offer. Meanwhile, Wilhelmina prepares for her future plans to take over MODE as she makes even bolder moves for domination behind the scenes. Starring AMERICA FERRERA, ERIC MABIUS, VANESSA WILLIAMS, ALAN DALE and TONY PLANA.
[Seven/7:30pm] Grey’s Anatomy. DESIRE. As the interns of Seattle Grace cram for their upcoming exam, the attendings vie for the Chief’s position by tending to the Chairman of the hospital board after he’s admitted as a patient. Meanwhile, Burke struggles to involve Cristina in the wedding planning. Things heat up between Addison and Alex. Derek questions his relationship with Meredith. Guest starring MITCH PILEGGI. Also starring ELLEN POMPEO, PATRICK DEMPSEY, SANDRA OH, T R KNIGHT, JUSTIN CHAMBERS, KATHERINE HEIGL and CHANDRA WILSON.
[Seven/10:30pm] Alias. SOLO Sydney must guide a nervous and pensive Rachel on her first solo mission. Sloane must decide whether or not to betray the trust he’s recently earned with APO by honouring his agreement with Gordon Dean. Starring JENNIFER GARNER and VICTOR GARBER.
[Seven/1:40am Mon] Dolphin Murders. When dead dolphins are washed up on a remote Scottish coastline, the authorities are baffled. But when the same thing happens in Virginia, USA, investigations are launched on two continents.

[Nine/6:30pm] Backyard Blitz. Rpt.
[Nine/7:30pm] 60 Minutes.
[Nine/8:30pm] CSI. “Law of Gravity.” Grissom returns from his sabbatical; Keppler is put into a compromising position when the bodies of a Trenton police officer and a hooker are found in a hotel room. The man who found them is a retired New Jersey cop and close friend to Keppler, who doesn’t reveal their relationship.
[Nine/9:30pm] CSI Miami. “Throwing Heat”
[Nine/10:30pm] Survivor Fiji

[Ten/7:30pm] Big Brother. Double Eviction. Live.
[Ten/9:00pm] Rove in New York. Rove is back again this week with guaranteed laughs sure to spice up your Sunday night. However, this weeks show is one with a difference… This week the show will come to you from New York City!

[ABC/7:30pm] The Worst Jobs In History : The Victorians. Terrible tasks powered by a massive army of workers in Queen Victoria’s reign laid the groundwork for many of the things we take for granted today.
[ABC/8:30pm] Midsomer Murders : The Animal Within. When the body of a roguish, retired society photographer is found in a weir, several people each produce a different version of his Will which appears to bequeath his fortune to them. CAST: John Nettles, Jason Hughes
[ABC/10:05pm] Compass : The Quiet Revolution: Pt 2: Pioneering City.
In the second instalment, we take a look at New York City, home of the emerging Interfaith movement.

[SBS/8:30pm] Big Love. Easter – Bill’s father, Frank and his wives and family have had to move in with the Henricksons because Roman threw them out of their homes. Bill is trying to sue Roman, but Roman comes back with a counter claim, so Bill and Joey are forced to take action. Bill takes Roman’s priceless guitar as ransom for a deal that Bill has worked out. Nicki rings her mother, Adaleen, and asks her to help her out with a $60,000 debt she has incurred. She ignores her request. Bill also has a scare with his vision and balance, and when he goes to see a doctor with Margene, he is told to cut back on the sex-enhancing drugs. (From the US, in English) (Drama Series) M (N) CC
[SBS/9:30pm] The Circuit – Deeper Water – The race to save a young girl from abuse is on, but the law, and the predator’s ties with the community and court, make the task seemingly impossible. Bella takes the law into her own hands, and Archie and Clarry find themselves on different sides of the fence, leading to violence. (Commissioned by SBSi, in English) (Drama Series) (Part 2) M (L,S,A) CC WS

[Arena/8:00pm] Gay, Straight or Taken?
[TCM/8:30pm] Movie: Being There (US 1979). Peter Sellers.