Thu July 5

[Fox8/7:35pm] Fish out of Water. Premiere. Ian Thorpe.

[Nine/7:30pm] Getaway
[Nine/8:30pm] Sea Patrol. Premiere. Australia’s most expensive drama series ever produced, shot on location in the waters off Far North Queensland, this action drama follows the exciting high sea adventures of the Royal Australian Navy Patrol Boat Service. Executive Officer Lieutenant Kate McGregor and Bosun’s Mate Spider Webb are on their first patrol aboard HMAS Hammersley, and in these first days they’ll encounter sea sickness, boardings, practical jokes, shipmates lost at sea, and what may turn out to be a marine scientist’s suspicious death. Stars Lisa McCune, Jeremy Lindsay, David Lyons and Ian Stenlake.

[Ten/1:00pm] Oprah. We are challenging Nate with a house that has been on the market for months and the owners must sell! Then, meet Jamie Durie all the way from Australia!! Why millions want him, and you will too!
[Ten/7:30pm] Pirate Master. Ep3.
[Ten/8:30pm] Law and Order: SVU. “Philadelphia.”
[Ten/9:30pm] Law & Order: CI. “Silencer.”

[Seven/8:30pm] Lost. THE BRIG. A newly focused Locke breaks away from ‘The Others’ in an attempt to persuade Sawyer to help rid them of a great nemesis that has caused nothing but pain in both of their lives. Meanwhile, a new island inhabitant discloses some shocking information about Oceanic Flight 815. Guest starring MARSHA THOMASON and KIMBERLEY JOSEPH.
[Seven/10:30pm] Family Guy. NO MEALS ON WHEELS. The Griffin family decide to start their own restaurant, but have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS.
[Seven/11:00pm] Stargate SG-1. New Series. FLESH AND BLOOD. As the Ori gain power with their invasion of Chulak, Vala’s daughter Adria ages years in a matter of hours and the secret of her conception is revealed. Starring AMANDA TAPPING, CHRISTOPHER JUDGE, BEN BROWDER, BEAU BRIDGES and MICHAEL SHANKS.
[Seven/12:30am Fri] Playing it Straight. How good is your gaydar? Twelve handsome, eligible men: can you tell who’s straight or who is just Playing it Straight? Rpt.

[ABC/8:35pm] Brat Camp: What Happened Next. Six badly behaved British teenagers were sent to a pioneering American wilderness camp in a final attempt to change their behaviour. They have been home for a year now – are they back to their bad ways or did Brat Camp work?
[ABC/9:25pm] Gamer Revolution. Final. Tonight’s episode focuses on the incredible worldwide growth of the online game revolution. Tens of millions of people are now spending more time in the virtual world of online games than they are in the real world. In Norway, 6000 gamers gather together to play online games – in a celebration of a new world. And money makes this virtual world go round. Gamers now spend hundreds of millions of dollars on virtual items from clothing, furniture to real estate. In Miami, Florida a hustling entrepreneur spends $US100,000 on a virtual space station that exists only in a game. His goal is to be the first virtual Donald Trump. As the power of the games grows, they are colonizing more and more of our lives. Now online games are approaching the final frontier: sex. In the world of online sex games, everyone is a sexual super-hero. From virtual money and virtual power to the search for virtual fame – the world of online games is like no place on earth. Gamer Revolution takes the pulse of this global phenomenon right now, as it is happening. It is a thought-provoking, powerful progress report from the frontlines of the digital transformation and shows how computer games are changing the world.

[SBS/10:20pm] Aussie Onslaught: 25 Years Of Le Tour – An in-depth look at the past 25 years of Australian cyclists on the Tour de France. The competitive nature of Australians on the sporting arena is legendary, and the roads of the Tour de France are no exception. Australian pro-cyclists have dominated the roads of Europe in this traditional sport, dating back over 100 years. Robbie McEwen, Stuart O’Grady, and Cadel Evans are Australians who have become household names in Europe, while Phil Anderson is regarded as a modern-day pioneer, after leading the Aussie invasion with his first Tour de France appearance in the early 1980s. There was a time when being selected to compete in the Tour de France was an achievement in itself. Now, the expectations are much higher. Stage victories are common, and many predict it will only be a matter of time before an Australian steps onto the top of the winner’s podium in Paris, as the conqueror of the world’s biggest cycle race. (Sport)