Airdate: Best Undressed

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That 10pm Fridays timeslot on SBS, otherwise known as “the naughty slot,” will surely be hotly debated once more when word gets around on a documentary to air next month.

Best Undressed
is a documentary about the Miss Nude Australia pageant.

It promises a “behind the scenes” look at the pageant held at the Crazy Horse revue nightclub in Adelaide.

Expect to see naked women, peacock feathers, the “hottest body”, the “best legs”, a formal wear parade, a drag queen, a woman who works as a pole dancer, a stripper and her mother, and a giant novelty cheque.

A photo of a puppet show involving Kermit and Miss Piggy is too hot to publish here…

Now in its 18th year the competition has recently flourished with a constant flow of entrants, keen to compete for the Miss Nude Australia title.

Judges are said to be directed to look hard and long at each performer. Publicity notes indicate “When they judge her face, they look at her teeth, her smile, and her hair. When they judge her body they look at her proportions, shape and her beauty.”

SBS is yet to indicate a classification for the programme.

It airs Friday, 6 February at 10.00pm on SBS.

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    I was an entrant into Miss Nude Australia 2 years in a row and been in the adult entertainment industry for 15 years and I also took part in the documentary. I would like to let people who judge us know a thing or two. To the people who call us bimbos I would like to remind you not to judge a book by it’s cover because the majority of these “Bimbos” as you would say, own their own businesses teaching average women in the community to dance in the same manner for their husbands and boyfriend at home behind closed doors and provide these women with the confidence to do so and build up their self esteem to be proud of the beautiful women that they are no matter what age , size or shape they are. I personally don’t think that there is a problem with helping other women spice up their personal life with their other half. And by the way the average Pole Dancing / Burlesque Dance Studio’s profit annually turns over $100.000 +. So whole the bimbo know???

    I’ve always been honest with the people I meet, my family and friend as to what I do for a living because It’s what I chose to do with my life. It’s not just tits and ass as you would call it. It’s about gaining a title that would make you ten’s of thousands of dollars for the year to come. It’s like any career choice, you get the qualifications to make more money at the end of the day because it’s the security that you’re after. Because like everyone else you would like to purchase a home, run a business and have the freedom to travel the world. Last I checked that wasn’t a crime.

    These dancers that you see on stage and in the doco’s are actually extremely intelligent, educated, respectable businesswomen who have very successful personal lives that they have built from the money that they have earned from the likes for you. I ask you again who’s the fool now??? Sure as hell not us!!! So the next time you would like to judge a person who you don’t know think twice and take a look in the mirror because the person that should be judged is looking straight back at you.

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