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RocKwiz announces 2012 tour

RocKwiz has announced another national tour beginning in Darwin on August 24th.

RocKwiz has announced another national tour with Julia Zemiro, Brian Nankervis, Dugald and the RocKwiz Orkestra.

The ‘RocKwiz – Some Kind Of Genius Tour’ begins in Darwin on August 24th and travels to Newcastle, Sydney, Canberra, Adelaide, Brisbane, Hobart, Melbourne, Townsville, Cairns and Perth.

Tix go on sale June 14th.

To get you in the mood here’s a fun insight from Dugald McAndrew, Tour Manager.

Dear Brizer 

Doogs here mate. I reckon we need to have a word. Things are out of control. Off the rails. Everyone’s acting like prima donnas. On the last tour I was respected. My opinion was valued. I was sought out to give counsel. Now with a couple of weeks of a tour under their belt, the “artistes” (I use the term loosely) reckon they’ve got the caper sussed. You included.

Julia wants ABBA piped into her meditation/yoga room. Lucky is demanding only the brown M and Ms, Mark wants to travel in a chauffer driven Citroen 2CV and James is refusing to perform in venues without multiple baby Steinways. They all want slow cooked ox cheeks before the show and Heston Blumenthal’s deep fried moss with truffle oil for supper! And Brian … quite frankly, your exotic tea ceremony peccadillos are getting a little out of hand.

The Chisel tour was a walk in the park compared to this. All Don and Barnsie ask for is a bottle of passiona and a head band and as long as I get the muzzles on Mossy’s cats, he’s pretty relaxed. Have a word mate, have a word.

Doogs. Loading out somewhere.

PS: Festival Hall in Melbourne? Really?

One Response

  1. Brills! I once again begin my quest to become a contestant, wowing people with my knowledge of snood-wearing 80’s pop stars and flirting awkwardly with Julia.

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