Beauty & the Geek, House Rules on Adults Only?

If you were (ahem) channel surfing the Adults Only channel guide on Foxtel recently you could be mistaken for thinking Channel Seven shows had suddenly turned porno on you.

According to the EPG, they were screening R-rated titles A Beauty and a Geek plus House Rules.

But there’s no sign of James Tobin or Johanna Griggs getting jiggy with it just yet.

After a little bit of Googling -purely for research purposes of course- I’ve managed to find the synopses for these two skin flicks.

A Beauty and a Geek
Sweet, geeky Dane is in love with hot blonde Dani. But when she tells him he’s just not romantic enough for her, Dane vows to change his geeky ways and win back her love. With a little help from Deluxe and happy hooker Nina Hartley, Dane regains his confidence — until he learns Dani has fallen for suave French doctor Manuel Ferrara! Will Dane’s true love for Dani win her back, or will smooth, deceptive Manuel steal her away forever?

House Rules
When Sandy walks in to find her Mom in bed with one of her former classmates, she seeks advice from her father’s former business partner. Determined to get her “real” mother back, she institutes new House Rules, forbidding her mom from dating her former class mates. The new rules spark surprising romance in the most unexpected places.