Returning: Geordie Shore

MTV will impressively simulcast Season 8 of Geordie Shore with ‘no delay’ to Aussie fans at the same time as its UK broadcast.

That’s mint, oi!

There’s no place quite like home and after frantically clicking their nine-inch stiletto heels together, the Geordies we all know and love return to the hallowed turf of Newcastle for Geordie Shore Series 8, launching on Wednesday July 23 at 7am on MTV. As if Gaz’s parsnip, Scott’s insatiable sex drive and James’ comb over weren’t enough for our Geordie lasses, we’ve thrown two new mint lads into the mix: Kyle Christie and Aaron Chalmers.

Club promoter, Kyle, from South Shields already lives the Geordie Shore lifestyle; he spends his days hitting the gym making sure that he is perfectly ‘Geordified’ for his next night out. Already a hot contender for membership to the ‘buck squad’, Kyle has known Marnie since she was 16, already hooked up with Charlotte a few years back and ‘tashed’ on twice before with Vicky, who he sees as his ultimate goal and is now determined to take it to the next level. With so much love to give, Kyle aims to sleep with all of the girls in the house and considers himself the ‘Buzz Lightyear of the bucking world who wants to take all the Geordie Shore girls to infinity and beyond.’

Aaron works offshore on oil rigs so has to make the most of the time he gets to spend back home in Newcastle lining up a tight schedule of bootie calls for when he returns to the city. Prior to this, Aaron was a topless host in Newcastle and knows pretty much everyone in town. Aaron has been mates with Gaz for years and believes he is going to be fierce competition for Scott as Gary’s pulling buddy when he enters the house. He has also had the odd rough and tumble with Holly which she openly claims was ‘’the best of her life!’’. Let’s see if they end up back in the shag pad together after a night ‘gan doon the toon?!’

Wednesday July 23 at 7am, repeated at 8:30pm on MTV.