This week on Gogglebox families were unimpressed with Kitchen Cabinet and compelled by the drama of Bondi Vet.
But it was the Dalton Family dog that upstaged the lot of them…
The X Factor:
Does this guy have a job other than host X Factor? All he does is 10 minutes a week.
Dannii what did you do? You stupid cow.
Swearing in a PG timeslot? Business!
I will die if Natalie goes. I will literally die.
I’ms or bored I can’t feel for anybody.
They should just let the public decide all the time.
That’s what I call chicken shit
They sent Amelia home. Now they’ve sent Natalie home. What if they sent Dannii home?
He’s off his tits.
Get a phone book. Put it on his rib and punch him.
Double or nothing.
He might get his own show out of this.
The Great Australian Bake-Off:
The most polite bloody show on TV.
Can you wake me up at the end.
Pav’s not a cake, Dad. We’ve been through this.
I’ve going to have an arse bigger than Kim Kardashian just looking at it.
On MasterChef they take two bites and they’re done.
That’s as good as a Touchdown.
Don’t Tell The Bride:
This show basically has the premise that blokes are idiots.
It’s princess the prostitute with a veil.
That’s the most hideous wedding I’ve ever seen, but I so want to be there.
This is where they try and make politicians into real people.
They can’t f***in’ run a country. What makes them thunk they can cook?
I reckon in half an hour we’ll want to punch his head in.
Whose idea was this? I want to know who the producer is…. I’ll write them a letter.
She’s as bored as we are.
He’s very camp isn’t he?
Bondi Rescue Vet?
He’s really hot.
He’s going to die!
Shit… I can’t take this.
Imagine the convulsion for the lady when she gets the bill.
What if I told you we can hold all of the world’s information in a device the size of the palm of your hand. And what do we do? We look up pictures of cats.
Sex. Turn it up Faye, quick!
Let’s learn about the clitoris with mum.
This is full on.
Why are they blocking the porn? Show us the porn!
I’ve had so much mercy sex.