A busy month as we lose Patrick Swayze, Hey Hey returns, Kanye West hijacks the MTV Awards, the cast of Glee arrive, Rafters is blasted for spicy storylines.
The Apprentice Australia has filmed "Who Shot JR?"-style multiple endings, with hints that Mark Bouris is watching public reactions before picking his winner.
Here's a show that can't decide if it has the heart of The Farmer Wants a Wife or the backstabbing of Temptation Island. But really, what's the point of it all?