Eurovision 2021 in Sydney, as Rotterdam abandoned.
Exclusive: All 39 acts to converge on the Sydney Opera House in a major coup for SBS.
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EXCLUSIVE: In a major coup for Australian Eurovision fans, organisers of the Eurovision Song Contest have cancelled plans for Rotterdam in May and all 39 acts will converge on the Sydney Opera House.
SBS will be host broadcaster for the May 19 – 23 spectaculars, to be beamed across Europe for the first time from “Down Under.”
Dami Im will host joined by comedian Joel Creasey & presenter Myf Warhurst with the event to seat 2,600 fans.
The European Broadcasting Union is understood to have abandoned Scenarios A, B, C and D and pivoted to ‘Operation G’Day,’ secretly planned under the federal government’s Location Incentive Attraction Fund.
“Australia has had a love affair with Eurovision for 40 years and we can’t think of a safer or more socially distant country than one 15,000 km away,” organisers said in a statement.
“Besides we don’t really know what Australia is doing in Eurovision either.”
All acts and delegations are being vaccinated in their own countries and will controversially spend just 7 days in quarantine in Sydney, following special approval by the Federal and NSW Governments.
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian said, “First Zac Effron and Matt Damon, now Conchita Wurst and Jedward discovering the wonders of Sydney. Deux Points!”
“The Morrison Government is pleased to support this iconic cultural fixture,” said Minister for Communications and the Arts Paul Fletcher. “As long as it’s not on the ABC. What time will ABBA be on?”
Producers Blink TV are currently preparing an opening number described as a quintessential smorgasbord of Australiana: kangaroos, boomerangs, surf lifesavers and dual flush toilets.
Guest stars set to appear include Sia, Keith Urban, Rhonda Burchmore, Dannii Minogue (Kylie was unavailable) and Kamahl (direct from his second appearance at Carnegie Hall). An offer from Bruce Samazan to reprise rap single “One of a Kind” was declined.
Former SBS presenter Lee Lin Chin will also return as Green Room host after producers knocked back a plea from Beau Ryan.
“Too much of a hugger,” she quipped.
Update: Happy April Fool’s everyone, thanks for playin’!
Photo by Roberto Parlavecchio.
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Happy April Fools, David – I look forward to this every year!
hahah, knocked back a plea from Beau Ryan. Nice one, Dave 😉
April 1 strikes again!
April 1st right???
Just the sort of news I was looking for here at the start of the second quarter of the year!
Is this taking place before or after the Opera House is relocated to Docklands in Melbourne?
Lol good one!
I just told my girlfriend this and she was so excited. But we just realised what day it is…
And ABBA will open and close the show. The Super Swedes are jetting in! Nice one David 🙂
Ah. David’s April 1st post. This is a good. One. We’ll done.
love your work, you had until the government quote : )
Deux points or douze points ?
Great prank! But this should _actually_ happen! It would be amazing.
I wish, David.
happy April Fools days everyone!
Can always count on you David. This one day a year.
Nice try. “Comedian Joel Creasey” gave it away.
Only two points? Eh, I wouldn’t expect much more from Glads. But as 1 April posts go…douze points!!
April Fools Dayid
You didn’t fool me this year. As soon as I saw the heading Eurovision heading to Sydney I knew it would be the April fool one. Laughed at the Operation G’day.
Gold! A few giggles David! ‘And as long as it’s not on the ABC’ haha!
Firstly I can’t stand Eurovision..but glad Australia won right to host..good for production/events industry.
I don’t agree with special travel and quarrantine exceptions for international people..we can’t even get our OWN CITIZENS back into country properly…
If only.
As I was reading this one, realised what the date was, Good one David, Happy April Fools Day
Bravo!! 😜