Rudd / Abbott agree on TV debate format

Given Labor and Liberal can’t seem to agree on the best format for a TV Debate, may I offer the following suggestions?

• One leader in the Big Brother safe house and another in the halfway house. To be evicted after an SMS vote by viewers with a twist that they must lead a minority government with housemate Tim.

• Abbott and Rudd mimic a wedding scene on a Slideshow tilting floor. First one to crash into Anh Do loses.

• Tony Abbott is grazed by a passing car on the street, and Kevin Rudd drives him to hospital. Both die on the way and nobody wants their organ donations.

• Redfoo votes for Tony Abbott, but Dawn French has her heart set on KRudd. They settle on a duet but the harmony is way off pitch. Nobody makes it to boot camp.

• Kevin Rudd becomes the new co-host to Kochie so Tony Abbott teams up with Karl. Joe Hildebrand upstages them all at Manly Beach which was his masterplan all along.

• Seven and Nine agree to a joint debate broadcast due to start at 7:30 Sunday, but one network starts it 10 minutes earlier while the other finishes 20 minutes later and codes it into 3 separate shows. The worm gives up in despair.

• Both leaders agree to forgo the first debate for a TV stoush between Liberal candidate Jaymes Diaz and TEN reporter John Hill. It would get much better ratings anyway.

• Gina Rinehart invites both leaders to a debate in the Channel TEN boardroom to be streamed live on zeebox. Nobody makes it out alive.

• Abbott agrees to a debate on Foxtel with David Speers but Kevin Rudd suggests they both wait for the NBN to be finished and won’t go anywhere near Channel Rupert.

• Abbott and Rudd stage agree to appear on SBS 2 late on Friday night, awkwardly titled as a Mass Debate.