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Keira, Queen of the Jungle Dramas.

Hysterical Keira Maguire has just guaranteed herself back to back appearances in TEN's jungle challenges.

Memo to Keira Maguire. Don’t sign up for a show if you’ve never watched it comprehensively before.

Last night she just guaranteed herself repeat performances in I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here challenges.

If she’d watched last year Keira would know that the audience voted in Laurina time and again because she had such an extreme reaction to the gross jungle challenges.

Yesterday Keira was sobbing and hyperventilating after putting her head into boxes of spiders, snakes and red hot chilli peppers.

“I can’t believe you did that to me. You don’t even know how much it’s burning,” she sobbed.

Despite assurances others had tested the challenge three times, she replied, “They are not on national TV like dying.

“I’m not even over exaggerating this situation.

“I have a very strong pain threshold. That was so bad, like worse than any treatment I’ve ever had on my face and that was f***ing painful.”

“No-one even cared! No one even cared!” she wailed.

“Is this really what it’s going to be like the whole time?”

Yes it was brutal. That’s the show.

But for viewers, and TEN, it was an Oscar-worthy performance. Now the audience is bound to send her into back to back challenges to see her squirm once more.

She has already been voted into her second test tonight, suspended over a pit of snakes. #KeiraCracks was trending at #1 last night.

10 Responses

  1. Keira’s behaviour last night was cringeworthy – she was acting like a petulant 3 year old.
    She herself is not entertaining – just ridiculous.
    But Chris’s and Julia’s reactions and facial expressions were priceless, as was Dane’s understated comment, ” I was stung a bit too”, when she was hyperventilating about the chillies.
    Ash’s scheming smile says it all – she is going to eat Keira for breakfast.
    Surely Keira will walk when she’s faced with the next challenge…

  2. She makes Laurina look like she was made of tough stuff. I was in hysterics watching her. I don’t know how Chris & Julia managed to keep a straight face. And the death stare she gave Chris before heading back to camp was hilarious. She was not impressed with either of them. And that challenge was fairly tame compared to the others. Wait till she has elephant dung poured over her. She did say she was watching it before she went in so she should have had an idea.

    1. From memory, Laurina started that way but dug deep and viewers responded. My point was Keira should have seen not just the challenges (which I presume she has) but that viewers will turn on anyone who over-reacts and punish them with a lot more.

      1. After the Viper Room challenge was when viewers laid off Laurina. Keira going in reminds of the time Mavroidakis chucked Tim back in the BB house. Seems a bit desperate too me.

  3. I have to apologise in advance for laughing at other people’s misery but she was entertaining. And the reactions from Julia and Chris was hilarious 🙂
    In regards to ‘extreme reaction’ to the gross jungle challenges, to be objective, Nat B has also been quite dramatic but maybe not as extreme as Keira. Like Laurina, she is now probably the celebrity everyone loves to pick on.

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