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Auditions: Love Island

Sexy singles must be truly looking for love to feature in Nine casting.

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Casting has commenced on the second season of Love Island for Nine.

“Once again, our Islanders will take up residence in a spectacular luxury villa in the hope of finding love. But to stay on the island, they need to couple up – and more importantly – win the hearts of the public,” casting notice declares.

“So, if you are sexy, young and single, aged 18 – 35, and ready to join ‘Love Island’ click on the Apply Now link below.

“And remember, we are looking for people who are warm, honest, open and truly looking for love.”

Nowhere did thy say hot?

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  1. I am generally not a fan of a lot of these “trash shows” (Married At First Sight, I’m looking at you), but there is a silly fun to Love Island – It’s a trashy concept, that acknowledges itself as a trashy fun show (and doesn’t hide behind the “Social Experiment” label, like MAFS)

    I honestly didn’t mind catching an episode or two here or there, as some dumb fun.

  2. “Truly looking for love”. *snort*

    The Bachelor franchise, being the slightly lesser of evils, hasn’t produced a single married couple yet (at least in Australia). I doubt One-Night-Stand Island will even produce any sort of couple beyond Friends/Glee/Neighbours/Bold levels of social incest.

      3. I stand corrected. I must have missed the memo. Nevertheless, some of the pairings have been together so long that the marriage has been exhausted before it has even “legally” begun.

        I think marriage laws in this country need a complete overhaul as there are so many hoops (especially regarding divorce) that it’s no wonder so many have resorted to cohabitation. By the time couples have already slept together, shared a mortgage, had kids, traveled, and experienced everything that a couple *should* experience as a married couple, one begs the question… what have they left for marriage?

          1. Haha i agree poida. The continuous whining about MAFS is more nauseating than the show itself. Was amusing how Zoodle had to jump off the high horse as quick as he/she jumped on it lol. Incorrect “facts” being used to support a rant.

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