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Australia votes for Top 100 Seinfeld episodes

When 9Now asked viewers to rate their favourite Seinfeld episodes there was one runaway winner.

Of the 180 Seinfeld episodes from 1989 to 1998, Australians have voted “The Soup Nazi” as their favourite, with a big lead over other episodes.

9Now asked viewers to score their favourite episodes in an online poll for their dedicated Seinfeld FAST channel.

Here are the Top 10 episodes followed by the full 100 list plus their respective scores.

1. The Soup Nazi

S7 E6: Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the “Soup Nazi.” George and Elaine discuss how annoyed they are by Jerry’s sweet-talking with his current girlfriend, especially their calling each other “Schmoopie”. Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the “Soup Nazi,” and is banned for a year. Susan appreciates that George is finally showing his feelings in public.

2. The Marine Biologist

S5 E14: Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a “marine biologist.” An Russian writer tosses an Elaine’s electronic organizer out of a limousine that hits a woman in the head and sends her to hospital. Kramer takes up hitting golf balls into the ocean. George is called on to use his marine biology skills to save a whale.

3. The Contest

S4 E10: George is caught masturbating by his mother causing a contest between the four of them to see who can go without “it” the longest. Elaine meets John F. Kennedy, Jr. George’s mother is hospitalized and Jerry’s girlfriend Marla wants to have sex which he has to prevent.

4. The Chinese Restaurant

S2 E11: Jerry, George and Elaine decide to get dinner without reservations at a Chinese restaurant before seeing a movie but are repeatedly stymied by the maître d’.

5. The Bubble Boy

S4 E7: Jerry agrees to visit a bubble boy on the way up to Susan’s father’s cabin but when Jerry gets lost with Elaine, George and Susan visit the bubble boy instead.

6. The Puffy Shirt

S5 E2: George gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer’s girlfriend asks Jerry to wear one of her new puffy pirate shirts on a Today Show appearance he is making.

7. The Serenity Now

S9 E3: George’s father is given a phrase to say whenever his blood pressure rises to a certain level. Elaine receives a french kiss from Mr. Lippman’s 13 year old son. Jerry’s girlfriend gives his New York Knicks tickets away.

8. The Merv Griffin Show

S9 E6: Kramer discovers an old television set believed to be used for The Merv Griffin Show. Jerry’s new girlfriend collects old toys but asks Jerry not to play with them. George’s girlfriend becomes disgusted when he runs over pigeons with his car.

9. The Pez Dispenser

S3 E14: Jerry’s Pez dispenser causes Elaine to laugh loudly at a piano recital given by George’s girlfriend. Kramer creates a cologne that smells of the beach.

10. The Hamptons

S5 E20: Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer visit a house in the Hamptons. George has a bout with “shrinkage,” Kramer steals lobsters, and Elaine is called “breathtaking” by a handsome doctor.

Top 100:

Countdown Episode Title Count
1 S07E06: The Soup Nazi 1348
2 S05E14: The Marine Biologist 820
3 S04E11: The Contest 795
4 S02E11: The Chinese Restaurant 559
5 S04E07: The Bubble Boy 557
6 S05E02: The Puffy Shirt 555
7 S09E03: The Serenity Now 496
8 S09E06: The Merv Griffin Show 431
9 S03E14: The Pez Dispenser 391
10 S05E21: The Hamptons 391
11 S08E04: The Little Kicks 376
12 S05E20: The Fire 364
13 S05E22: The Opposite 352
14 S04E20: The Junior Mint 338
15 S09E18: The Frogger 336
16 S03E06: The Parking Garage 335
17 S08E19: The Yada Yada 324
18 S06E21: The Face Painter 312
19 S03E03: The Pen 290
20 S07E11: The Rye 286
21 S06E18: The Jimmy 283
22 S08E22: The Summer of George 274
23 S08E08: The Chicken Roaster 268
24 S04E17: The Outing 264
25 S08E09: The Abstinence 260
26 S09E01: The Butter Shave 260
27 S03E05: The Library 258
28 S02E03: The Jacket 255
29 S07E09: The Sponge 241
30 S08E15: The Susie 233
31 S05E06: The Lip Reader 232
32 S05E07: The Non-Fat Yogurt 231
33 S03E21: The Parking Space 230
34 S03E01: The Note 229
35 S05E03: The Glasses 227
36 S04E21: The Smelly Car 222
37 S08E03: The Bizarro Jerry 218
38 S09E08: The Betrayal 218
39 S08E21: The Muffin Tops 212
40 S04E12: The Airport 203
41 S04E09: The Opera 201
42 S07E24: The Invitations 199
43 S05E10: The Cigar Store Indian 196
44 S07E05: The Hot Tub 193
45 S05E12: The Stall 192
46 S05E15: The Pie 191
47 S06E10: The Race 188
48 S07E20: The Calzone 187
49 S03E13: The Subway 186
50 S06E20: The Fusilli Jerry 186
51 S03E12: The Red Dot 183
52 S03E19: The Limo 179
53 S03E07: The Cafe 175
54 S09E07: The Slicer 175
55 S07E21/22: The Bottle Deposit 174
56 S02E04: The Phone Message 171
57 S09E11: The Dealership 170
58 S04E22: The Handicap Spot 164
59 S05E01: The Mango 160
60 S03E08: The Tape 157
61 S07E16: The Shower Head 155
62 S04E19: The Implant 153
63 S09E10: The Strike 151
64 S05E13: The Dinner Party 147
65 S07E01: The Engagement 145
66 S05E08: The Barber 140
67 S03E17/18: The Boyfriend 137
68 S04E23: The Pilot 134
69 S07E10: The Gum 132
70 S06E17: The Doorman 129
71 S05E018/19: The Raincoats 128
72 S07E04: The Wink 128
73 S07E12/13: The Caddy 128
74 S07E14: The Cadillac 126
75 S04E13: The Pick 120
76 S04E02: The Trip (Part 2) 113
77 S08E17: The English Patient 111
78 S08E10: The Andrea Doria 111
79 S02E09: The Deal 107
80 S09E02: The Voice 105
81 S02E07: The Revenge 103
82 S04E08: The Cheever Letters 103
83 S08E05: The Package 103
84 S03E22: The Keys 101
85 S07E07: The Secret Code 100
86 S03E16: The Fix Up 97
87 S08E11: The Little Jerry 97
88 S08E16: The Pothole 92
89 S07E08: The Pool Guy 87
90 S07E23: The Wait Out 86
91 S09E16: The Burning 85
92 S08E18: The Nap 83
93 S08E13: The Comeback 81
94 S06E03: The Pledge Drive 81
95 S04E03: The Pitch 80
96 S06E11: The Switch 76
97 S03E11: The Alternate Slide 74
98 S06E12: The Label Maker 73
99 S06E06: The Gymnast 72
100 S04E04: The Ticket 55

6 Responses

  1. As there were only 180 episodes, 100 seems like a very high proportion. They should have just ranked all 180 or maybe limited it a bit more (e.g. top 50)

    Hopefully the 9Now channel goes back to playing the episodes sequentially again soon rather than based on the survey.

  2. Before I even opened this post, I knew The Soup Nazi would be number one. It’s interesting that when it was on in the 90s, there was talk that it had lost its spark after season 4. Season 4 being my favourite season. What’s interesting is that there is only one entry for season 4, of course the Contest, and there are so many entries from the remaining seasons. I guess in hindsight the s[ark wasn’t lost.

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