Down on Abby, the porn parody.

Uh oh. As you have probably guessed Down On Abby – Tales From Bottomley Manor has nothing to do with Downton Abbey.

It’s one of those naughty porn parodies, that slaps and tickles a successful original format. Others have emerged with nudie versions of The Simpsons, Girls, Saved by the Bell, The Brady Bunch, Three’s Company and even The Cosby Show.

According to this one, “Welcome to Bottomley Manor, home to the quintessentially English Lord Grabhem (Ben Dover) and his wife (Jasmine Jae) and their two young promiscuous step-daughters, Abby and Fanny. We discover that the Grabhems have decided to invite their good friends the Stiffies to dinner. Staff members of Bottomley Manor, including Butler Smallcock and personal footman Master Bates, hurriedly prepare to receive their guests.

“Meanwhile during preparations some members of staff have their own ideas of how to make the night go with a swing! As the dinner party approaches it seems everyone’s got one thing and one thing only on their minds!

“This movie takes us behind the scenes of Bottomley Manor where we discover that as night falls, this is not the only thing going Down on Abby!”

Warning: Contains traces of jugs.