★★★★★ 0/5
Dance Your Ass Off
It's not often I've reviewed something without getting to the end of it. But if Nine isn't going to take things seriously, why should I?
- Published by David Knox
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It’s not often I’ve reviewed something without getting to the end of it, so this review on Dance Your Ass Off at least deserves that qualification.
But I figure, if Nine isn’t going to take things seriously, why should I?
See how long you can last on this one. It’s absolutely excruciating.
Including the host.
Kerry, time to start rolling.
Dance Your Ass Off airs 7:30pm Tuesday on Nine.
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45 Responses
I bet no one here could have the guts to do this
but what the heck do i know all the people on here would never have the guts to do this
the only exercise they get is the fingers bending
i wish i could get on
plse come back dance your ass off
I am so glad they have a show on where fat people get to do something other than be bossed around by trainers and forced to follow fitness regiments they won’t be able to follow once back at home and are put in a situation where the food is there, but so are the nutritionists and the excercise equipment is there, but so is the couch. They have a fun and exciting way to lose weight and we get to see the diversity of a new type of dance show on t.v. which showcases the ability of the people who the narrow minded can’t stand to see as competition.
Coming to think of it Episodes of Cheers from the Kirsty Alley Era onwards wouldn’t be a Bad Option.
Shows like this will never work.
They could do the sensible thing get it off the air and replace it with Cheers or some other family friendly programming given the time of night.
Who here remembers Al Bundy Married With Children Stories about the fat lady came into a Shoe Store could easily apply to this show trash.
And channel nines new show, coming soon.
‘last viewer watching’
I am picturing this.7:30pm Married with Children or Cheers or even better yet they put on Millionaire Hot Seat.
Waiting for the story under programming entitled: Gone: Dance Your Ass Off. Returning: 20-1 at 7.30pm
Did you know that Nine is coming up with a show called “Vote the Ass Off” where they take the programmers at Nine and reveal week by week the decisions that they have made?
The programmer who has the best ratings gets voted off – for spoiling the perfect train wreck.
There is a spinoff version in the planning to see who can destroy a show that is performing and replace it with one that costs more and rates less.
It’s true, I swear!
I would rather be at the local library catching up on some reading at the same time this is shown or doing exercises at the fitness centre.
Who actually approved this show at Nine? Are they still there?
Tuesday for Nine is like an indicator of the general health of the network, it seems for the past two years Tuesday nights have become Nine’s gonzo night, stuff like this, Wipeout, Ladette to Lade, Moment of Truth, 20 to 01, whatever weird ‘can’t look but can’t look away’ television they can find they cram onto this night!
I’m salivating in anticipation of Catherine Deveny tearing it a new one in coming days, but David, that review was hilarious!
I hope Air Ways, Surf Patrol & Talkin’ ’bout Your Generation thump this tonight.
I agree with Andrew B.. My kids are astonished as am I. It’s like the choice of how we raise our kids is being taken from us. It should at least be on late at night and the advertisements should cease. If this kind of thing is what we can expect on television from now on.. i’d be happy to throw the tv in the bin!
David you were far to kind to this show it didnt deserve half a star it desverved – 5 stars
what a shame masterchef still isnt going because this show might have been thumped by 2 million viewers
David, you need to be able to give reviews something like -3 out of 5! half a star seems just too much.
The more I think of this, the more I think of it as an insult to the intelligence of the public by 9 for even thinking this show will work.
Q. Are the ch 9 programmers receiving secret payments from 7&10 or are they just determined to destroy their own channel?
oh god!!!
what is gong on at nine!!!!
really!!!
I’m expecting this to be yanked off, half way through, and we’ll get a ep of 2 and a Half Men… or a episode of Cheers! (thank you Doug Mulray!)