Best Gogglebox lines: Oct 28

Gogglebox viewers were shocked -and even appalled- by an episode of Geordie Shore. Who can blame them?

It was such gross telly, TEN may be challenged not to edit the episode tonight for its 8:30 timeslot.

The Bachelorette:
I just want Frosty to find love.
Frosty is a closet bogan. But aren’t we all?
My ‘thinking face’ acting would be so awful.
‘Beautiful soul’ is death-speech from Frost.
That’s bloody love, mate.
What are we going to watch now? / Porn.

What Really Happens in Thailand:
I actually think I just vomited in my mouth.
How stupid can this guy be?
A cashed-up bogan.

Family Feud:
Is Grant on stilts?
It’s Hobbit love.
There is seriously sexual tension on this set!
We should go on Family Feud so I can touch Grant Denyer up.

Movie: Crocodile Dundee:
This movie put Australia on the map for all the wrong reasons.
Didn’t he leave the wife for this girl?
Noeline got the house, though.
The crocodile nearly got into her g-string.

Border Security:
Do you think there’s too much racism in this show?
Western people are always done for the visas, Asians people are always done for drugs and food.
Listen to the drugs music.
The next exciting episode of ‘When a Vietnamese Woman Enters Australia.’

TBL Families:
She’s got a Commando bun in the oven.
At least put them on a frickin’ treadmill while they’re arguing.
You know why they’re arguing? because they’re f***in starving.
Bumcrack.

SBS World News:
This is such a ridiculous issue to have a Senate commission over.
How did it go from a broken table to populairty polls?
Why do all politicians in Australia have tiny lips?

Geordie Shore:
They hump like dogs. They don’t know how to have sex.
I’d love to capsicum spray them all.
Thanks for showing us that.
I’m thinking vomit’s about 2 minutes away…. I was wrong by a minute and a half.
Big Brother is Downton Abbey compared to this.
That’s the worst thing I have ever seen.