Sunrise revives Cash Cow
Seven is in the moooo-d for its brekkie cash cow return.
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The Cash Cow is returning to Sunrise… and Seven is (clearly) in the moooo-d….here are all the unedited puns from Seven you need.
ps. Sorry Monique!
After a brief graze in the paddock (where Kochie left her a bit too long), Sunrise’s beloved Cash Cow is back and she’s bringing a moo-numental cash pool with her.
After a series of unexplained appearances at Brekky Central this week, the Cash Cow made her moo-tives clear this morning. From Monday, viewers can visit the Sunrise website and enter their details for a chance to win mega cash prizes.
An udderly impressive $5,000 will be given away every day next week, however, if viewers don’t answer within three rings, the amount will continue to jackpot.
If that wasn’t enough cow puns, Sunrise co-host Nat Barr added: “It’s time to say say Mooooo-chas Gracias to our gorgeous heifer and milk her for what she’s worth! I am so excited to welcome the Cash Cow back to Sunrise.”
Shirvo said, “Mark your dairy. Cannot wait to see the Cash Cow back and more generous than ever. She’s been out to pasture, saving up the dosh and has plenty to give away!”
Visit Sunrise website from Monday to enter for your chance to win.
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6 Responses
You’ve got to feel sorry for anyone’s photo added to that headline🙂
Guess they had to return to the day job after being overlooked for the director role.
Having to deal with the existing annoyance of Monique Wright, Matt Shirvington, Mark Berretta and Sam Mac, we now have to deal with this??? I’m done, time to change channels I think.
Well wouldn’t that be the best thing about Sunrise bringing back the Cash Cow …… I still don’t watch Sunrise but the Cash Cow needs to bring back from where ever it was sent ,,,,,,
The Cash Cow theme just sh!ts me to tears lol
I guess a defensive mooooove to try and hold on to their lead over Today with Olympics about to start?